Anonymous asked: remember that great day when you wore your lady gaga shirt? haha nick

I still have that shirt! I love Lady Gaga. No shame.

horroroftruant:

Happy Easter! Here are nine vintage Easter Bunny pictures to make your skin crawl.

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"As the children and their guardians go to town on the wallpaper, [Willy] Wonka declares: ‘Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. The strawberries taste like strawberries! The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!’ We laugh, because ‘snozzberries’ is obviously a fanciful, fictional word, and nobody knows what they really were. Except that Roald Dahl, the book’s author, knew exactly what snozzberries were: They’re dicks. Snozzberries are dicks. Willy Wonka made those kids lick dick-flavored wallpaper." #CrackedClassic
The Filthiest Joke Ever Hidden in a Children’s Movie

cracked:

"As the children and their guardians go to town on the wallpaper, [Willy] Wonka declares: ‘Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. The strawberries taste like strawberries! The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!’ We laugh, because ‘snozzberries’ is obviously a fanciful, fictional word, and nobody knows what they really were. Except that Roald Dahl, the book’s author, knew exactly what snozzberries were: They’re dicks. Snozzberries are dicks. Willy Wonka made those kids lick dick-flavored wallpaper." #CrackedClassic

The Filthiest Joke Ever Hidden in a Children’s Movie

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allthingsburton:

Golden Ticket Winners
Then and Now

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Anonymous asked: Well happiness is what a boy like you deserves so good (:

Thank you. :)

Anonymous asked: I'm glad that you have peaches, she seems to make you happy and you deserve it

She makes me extremely happy. :)